"Hello,fillies, look at your buck, now back to me, now back at your buck, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using fillies scented body wash and switched to Iron Axe, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the buck your buck could smell like. What's in your hoof, back at me. I have it, it's a sea pony [Shoo be do] with diamonds. Look again, the diamonds are now two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. Anything is possible when your buck smells like Iron Axe and not a filly. I'm on a human."
-Paid for by Iron will.